i just wanna soil my oats bro
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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