I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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