we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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