I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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