I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy