This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.