dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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