at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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