Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So many bounce houses so little time
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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