Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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