I've blown a few things in my day
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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