It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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