Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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