I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He finger blasted me like an angel dude