she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
ttyl tear gas
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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