bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
50% drunk capacity currently
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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