Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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