oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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