No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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