I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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