Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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