Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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