It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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