Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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