Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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