i already hear my dad disowning me
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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