This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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