if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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