By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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