I'd wear matching sweaters with you
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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