I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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