soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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