Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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