Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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