How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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