K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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