I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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