She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
Randomize
