nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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