So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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