yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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