i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I am available for nakedness
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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