I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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