I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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