Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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