the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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