Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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