problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
