forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The chlamydia really affected his face.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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