He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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