He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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