just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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