Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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