The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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