We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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